Paradise & Fertility
by The Joe Enormous
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Digital Album
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Baby Pussy Paradise
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Goddess of Fertility
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Freeze Ray
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Cockholm Syndrome
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Tasteless
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Don't Bite My Dick
05:23
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I'm a Gangster
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Paradise and Fertility
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released 15 March 2013
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Mar 2013 -
May 2012
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- Track Name: Goddess of Fertility
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I’ve literally got a whole car full of bitches
I’ll bring them to the pound because they peed on my britches
I’m up in this bitch and she’s without consent
Told my mom that I won’t eat pussy for lent
But I eat pussy for breakfast and no one can stop it
I’ll even do it twice like I’m a hobbit
Don’t drop your phone, or I’ll kill all of your contacts
I’m a real smart guy; get ready for some fun facts
Put my D drive in her C drive and now she’s stumbling
Turns out she was a beehive, all them bitches be bumbling
I don’t eat food my only farm is Cumberland
I don’t use facebook, I be tumbling
Bitches want my dick because my dick ain’t shy
I get so much pussy I don’t have to try
I put the bash in bashful cause my dick is an assfull
It’s worth the hassle, I can cum out a castle
It ain’t my fault if your pussy gets assaulted
Harder than asphalt so cold that they need to salt it
Chill yourself before I kill yourself (freeze)
My pole shoots tadpoles into you’re bad holes
Bitch be pissin’ frogs in her toilet
Factored her pussy now I’m gonna foil it
I call my dick the goddess of fertility
I want you to show me your dick touching ability
It’s just so adorable you have to cry
Just drink a long hard glass of semen and die
I’m still hungry eat that chicks eggs
My dick’s hungry too, but my dick in her legs
Techno music circle, homie, I’ll give you a roundhouse
Koji Kondo like beef in my townhouse
Bitches want my dick because my dick ain’t shy
I get so much pussy I don’t have to try
I put the bash in bashful cause my dick is an assfull
It’s worth the hassle, I can cum out a castle
It ain’t my fault if your pussy gets assaulted
Harder than asphalt so cold that they need to salt it
Some people call it my freeze ray because it’s so exalted
It’s so important traffic needs to be halted
VERSE 3: Bitches walk up to me on the street
And all they have to ask me is “are you an e?”
And I’m like ‘that’s my name’ and they’re like “what”
So I put the contents of my wallet inside of your butt
I want to be a sloth my soup is wanton
I run around hoth and I don’t need a tauntaun
My wookie companion gets all the pussy
My cookie eating companion gets all the pussy
Nigga what the hell is going on in this verse
I’ll make you so dead you won’t need a hearse
My dick is bigger than the whole universe
That pussy can’t even fit in her purse
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Bitches want my dick because my dick ain’t shy
I get so much pussy I don’t have to try
I put the bash in bashful cause my dick is an assfull
It’s worth the hassle, I can cum out a castle
It ain’t my fault if your pussy gets assaulted
Harder than asphalt so cold that they need to salt it
call it my freeze ray because it’s so exalted
It’s so important traffic needs to be halted
This is dope shit man, that’s pedo spelled wrong
I know the skin of my lizard like the scales of my song
I have a pretty pink thong that I took from yo momma
Save my nude pics on a CD Romma
My astrological sign is the tyrannosaurus rex
I’m a voyeur get a lawyer cause they saw us make sex
I’m politically correct nigga im PC
On my mac all I do i whack off to CP
We don’t call it a porno, we call it porn
Kosher motherfucker the jews have my scorn
Take a look at my biceps take your pictures in hi def
If you vote for a nigger it will be my death
All these critics theyre autistic
Shoot their families with bullets and ballistics
Now they’re statistics lick my dick stick
Sneezing Irishman? Nigga that’s sick mick
I am liking this beat son, shit
Unnecessary helping verbs, I might as well quit
I’m the O.G. it means I got No G’s I’m low-key
I lift weights all day so all I eat is protein
I play with myself because I’m my own producer
Girl left my house because I didn’t amuse her
She’s talking to her friends acting like I abused her
Shit from her mouth maybe someone should excuse her
Looks like a job for the goddess of fertility
Immunity to rape whistles isn’t its only ability
virginity klepto, let’s get fucked up on pepto-bismol
Bitch, your pussy is abysmal
Bitch, my dick is a bit small
Bitch, that’s a joke, drink my cum like it’s coke
Then snort it, if it was a baby I’d abort it
Get ready for the banhammer cause you’ve been reported
Bitches want my dick because my dick ain’t shy
I get so much pussy I don’t have to try
I put the bash in bashful cause my dick is an assfull
It’s worth the hassle, I can cum out a castle
It ain’t my fault if your pussy gets assaulted
Harder than asphalt so cold that they need to salt it
call it my freeze ray because it’s so exalted
It’s so important traffic needs to be halted - Track Name: Freeze Ray
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Let's get fucked up on drugs, drink some espresso
Bitch I'm so horny I just want to molesto
I got a 12 incher right here, whole wheat roast beef
I'm up all night wondering if ghosts queef
There's yellow in the snow and I hope it’s paint
Have a snow cone bitch, find out that it ain't
There's a smell in the air makes your wife wanna faint
It’s so quaint, sniff glue figure out that its taint
And I'm a saint, performing miracles on your vagina
My name is Joe Enormous just thought I should remind ya
I've got a double edged dick, bitches call me darth maul
Toast haunting your toaster, you know who to call
Butter/ up in my asshole, lard in your cooter
That ain’t toothpaste in my mouth, and I can’t eat fruit
Or vegetables, my favorite movie is Norbit
Missile coming at me, my dick breaks orbit
So put on your PJs and give me a BJ
My dick is so cold it’s really a freeze ray
Dope is just pedo spelled by a dyslexic
Dead hooker on the floor I’m gonna go and sex it
I’m a double rainbow, ill give you double pain, bro
Don’t know if that’s my dick or if it’s a plane, yo
So get your starving nigger ass back to Kenya
And can you believe that bitch was just ten? (yeah!)
I’m so gangster you can’t handle it
If my name was randall then you could not randall it
but it’s not my name is not randall
I walk into the club Wearing socks and sandals
So put on your PJs and give me a BJ
My dick is so cold it’s really a freeze ray
Dope is just pedo spelled by a dyslexic
Dead hooker on the floor I’m gonna go and sex it
Put pajamas on your llamas then tuck them into bed
Give them a kiss goodnight so they can rest their head
My hands smell like tacos I had tacos for breakfast
Driving with tacos ‘cause they make me restless
My dick is a muscle I might as well flex it
Satan has a list and I hope that he checks it
I have one question I’d like to ask my mom
Why do stoners wear sunglasses to prom?
One does not simply walk into a four-door
Minivan, shut your face-door, whore!
I said it before, my name ain’t steve
I’ll just do the macerana twice then leave
So put on your PJs and give me a BJ
My dick is so cold it’s really a freeze ray
Dope is just pedo spelled by a dyslexic
Dead hooker on the floor I’m gonna go and sex it
Put pajamas on your llamas then tuck them into bed
Give them a kiss goodnight so they can rest their head
My hands smell like tacos I had tacos for breakfast
Driving with tacos ‘cause they make me restless - Track Name: Cockholm Syndrome
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Tell me, what’s your name girl how do I get inside you?
I think I’ll use a knife, cut you open and then hide you
You can try to resist me I insist that its daft
Don’t even try going in dry with my shaft
Get out of those genes, bitch, mutate your cooter
On the other hand let’s mutilate and neuter
The Girl Scout at the door, I think I’m gonna shoot her
Save pictures of her pussy on my portable computer
Put her torso in the freezer, put her head in the fridge
If anybody sees her I’ll throw them off a bridge
Lick my dick bitch lick it with your tongue
Appreciate the thick because the dick is well hung
I’ll cover you with semen if you cover me with dung
I wanna fuck your pussy while your pussy is young
Look towards the sun at a solar eclipse
Your blind now bitch Im gonna fuck your lips
Its up to you to save me you can save me with your mouth
save me with your mouth when you go down south
save me with your puss, save me with your pus
save my dick while we wait for the bus
Red white and blue I’m gonna turn you into glue
I’m hung like a horse from Timbuktu
That’s West Africa—that’s the nigger part
Don’t touch my balls, bitch, touch the bigger part
Rape ain’t for white folks, it’s a nigger art
Replace my brain with a working nigger heart
Shoot your fucking head just pull the trigger part
It smells like watermelon, must be a nigger fart
My dick wants me dead, I heard what it said
My dick wants you to give me head
My dick wants food it wants to be fed
My dick got pissed and filled me full of lead
I’m the king of cunt I’m on the fallopian throne
Grandma see’s my dick and says “my how you’ve grown”
Throw her off a bridge that bitch got thrown
She blew my dick and my dick got blown
Its up to you to save me you can save me with your mouth
save me with your mouth when you go down south
save me with your puss, save me with your pus
save my dick while we wait for the bus - Track Name: Tasteless
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Verse 1:
Heard you want my semen—don’t expect it
Use the right hand rule on my dick its electric
My pole has a polarity, I must have a scarcity
I only have two dicks; I gave one to charity
Fuck her on the elevator (give her a crotching)
Fuck her on the escalator (everybody’s watching)
Don’t let the show stop give me a blowpop
By which I mean bj, vampire three way
Slit your wrist bitch, and then suck it
Make a loose fist, and I’ll fuck it
Lose your Gameboy bitch, play with the game man
No matter how I say it I sound like a gay man
So you better watch out I’ll snatch up your women
You know I drink warm water, without a lemon
My heart is just like my coffee
Black, tasteless, and I dump it on women
Verse 2:
Time to put my dick into some mad cuties
And I’m sad, I had HIV and now I have cooties
I’m wearing PJ’s everybody sees my bona’
Don’t pretend you’re not impressed hung like a horse call me Epona
Shoot you with my zapper playing duck hunt
Get ready for some bad words: fuck. Cunt.
Look out from above; I think I’m quite tall
Six foot nothing and I don’t play basketball
I’ll call a bitch a bitch even if she don’t like it
I’m iron man bitch, I can run, swim, and bike it
Get off the road the weight limit’s twenty tons
I drink cocaine I ain’t even twenty one
I’ve got better healthcare than a Pokémon
Take your mouth off my dick and tell me what you’re choking on
I wear hoods indoors because I’m a Sith Lord
I like to end sentences prepositions with
It’s just tasteless
Verse 3:
My card is /faceless, Equalize my car so it is bassless
My raps are so tasteless I think they’ll put you into stasis
I’ll make your life end get rid of homeostasis
I’ll use my freeze ray on a twice-a-day basis
I always seem to put my dick in all the wrong places
I either put it into asses or I put it into faces
Give me a cup of coffee and I can’t stop talking
Tie a dog to another dog, which one is walking?
Who walks the walkmen? Who has a cock? (Men!)
These are what bitches ask me; put your pussy on lock
put your pussy on vibrate, I can’t hear myself talk
if I put my dick inside your mouth you’ll have quite a shock
cause it’s tasteless
I don’t have a black dick because I’m raceless
That joke is tasteless - Track Name: Don't Bite My Dick
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Start with the/ tip of my dick, make sure you don’t flick it
If you go too fast I’ll have to give you a ticket
Don’t suck hard just take a little sip
Just giving you a tip, don’t give me no lip
But put your lips on it, I’ll write your mouth a sonnet
Bitch from the south got cum on her bonnet
My dick is the king—you can’t pawn it
Bitches play the rape game even when they want it
My dick is an iceberg, your pussy’s the titanic
Hand it to the whore to open wide then panic
My dick is quite large, so it’s safe for the youngin’s
Don’t want them to choke, Make your daughter put her tongue in
She’s tender, send her a fertile flower
Slaughter her insides with my turtle power
My dick bites back bitch, my dick ain’t a snack which is
How I know you don’t know jack (about jacking my DICK)
Your teeth just don’t belong on my schlong
This song is about what your mouth did wrong
put my dick poop on your face that’s a double fudge brownie
Don’t call them retards bitch call them downies
My favorite sandwich topping is windex
And to top it all off I’ll have rape and incest
I don’t leave my room I have six pack abs
I have other things like sex and crabs
Make her milk curdle I’m gonna crack her eggs
Crush her ovaries between my legs
My dick is an iceberg, your pussy’s the titanic
Hand it to the whore to open wide then panic
My dick is quite large, so it’s safe for the youngin’s
Don’t want them to choke! Make your daughter put her tongue in
She’s tender, send her a fertile flower
Slaughter her insides with my turtle power
My dick bites back bitch, my dick ain’t a snack which is
How I know you don’t know jack (about jacking my DICK)
Your teeth just don’t belong on my schlong
This song is about what your mouth did wrong
I put “the guy” in va’guy’na I’m addicted to pussy (it ain’t fiction)
Put the dick in my addiction and you should see friction
This should generate heat but my dick will make it cold
In with the new and my dick ain’t old
Bitches call it a nice dick; I just call it my ice pick
Put your pussy on a platter with my knife I’ll slice it
I’ll eat your pussy but I’ll have to use a chopstick
Get pulled over for speeding now I have to suck a cop’s dick
Revenge is a dish best served with rape
Serve dinner to a bitch because she stepped on my cape
Here comes dessert, this is a four course meal!
Steal my dick from a horse it’s so hard to conceal
My dick bites back bitch, my dick ain’t a snack which is
How I know you don’t know jack (about jacking my DICK)
Your teeth just don’t belong on my schlong
This song is about what your mouth did wrong
Remove nozzle; select grade
Rip off my dick and give a preschooler aids
I put the d in three dimensional; my dick is unconventional
If our sex was consensual it was unintentional
Life is like a dick—sometimes it’s hard
Just like life, you have to give it to a retar
“where’s the D?” you’re thinking, it’s inside his ass
Along with disease, bloody shit, and glass
My dick is an iceberg, your pussy’s the titanic
Hand it to the whore to open wide then panic
My dick is quite large, so it’s safe for the youngins
Don’t want them to choke! Make your daughter put her tongue in
She’s tender, send her a fertile flower
Slaughter her insides with my turtle power
My dick bites back bitch, my dick ain’t a snack which is
How I know you don’t know jack (about jacking my DICK)
Your teeth just don’t belong on my schlong
This song is about what your mouth did wrong - Track Name: I'm a Gangster
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Get ready for this, this is a sick song
Take my pants down, put my dicks on
What’s in my butt? Dixon Ticonderoga
I got it up there doing yoga in a toga
Imma fuck you up for the way that you’re dressing
Free fashion lesson with a smith and Wesson
Imma turn your brains into salad dressing
Take your pants off, bitch, I’m not messing
I told my teacher to touch my dick
I came in my pants, and I was like “sick”
My dick got tricked, her pussy got dicked, I
Sent her to a post-traumatic school district
I’m a gangster I don’t like authority
I’m so complex I’ve got superiority
I respect women, fucking them is my priority
Sleep my way into your sorority
I sell drugs; I only sell them to kids
I’m gonna fuck your eyeballs through your eyelids
Suck my dick or your daughter will die
Poison the whole town’s water supply
Alright Bitches it’s time to impress me
Cause half the country wants to molest me
Or do I have that backwards? Don’t test me
Wherefore art thou bitch? In my testes
Approaching your ass-ymptote, I’m like Euler
Call yourself royal? Nigga I’m royaler
Is that your daughter? Imma soil her
Factor that bitch then I’m gonna foil her
Cause I’m a gangster I don’t like authority
I’m so complex I’ve got superiority
I respect women, fucking them is my priori ty
Sleep my way into your sorority
I sell drugs; I only sell them to kids
I’m gonna fuck your eyeballs through your eyelids
Suck my dick or your daughter will die
Poison the whole town’s water supply
[I want a threesome with bigfoot] he’s not ready
He’s got a big dick, he’s like a negro yeti
Spaghetti on the floor at a gamespot
[that’s a g-spot] I found her g-spot
Russian roullete, I gave her 3 shots
She’s a vegetable now, she needs a pee pot
I’m gonna eat Peach Poop—that’s toadstool
Running all the red lights disregard the road rules
Stop signs are optional, Red lights are optional
What have I got in my trunk? Just my arsenal
This shit is volatile, nigger I’m unstoppable,
I do not have a silencer all my weapons are audible
Cause I’m a gangster I don’t like authority
I’m so complex I’ve got superiority
I respect women, fucking them is my priority
Sleep my way into your sorority
I sell drugs; I only sell them to kids
I’m gonna fuck your eyeballs through your eyelids
Suck my dick or your daughter will die
Poison the whole town’s water supply - Track Name: Paradise and Fertility
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Oh damn motherfucker this shit got serious
I’ll tell you how to act because you look delirious
If you don’t like my music I assume you’re lying!
People liked my shit before I was trying
My son’s middle name is danger
His first is darth vader, I’m the force it gets stranger
You better hide your wife you better hide your daughter
Along with my dick I put the laughter in slaughter
Kidnap your family turn them to the dark side
Call me Stan Lee because I can make Tony Stark die
I smudge glasses the way I judge asses
Even my mother don’t want backstage passes
Coughing in a silent room I’ll go tai-chi on your ass
If I’m all out of coffee I’ll pour chai tea down your ass
Only one man understands my lyrics,
And that’s me, myself, and all of my friends
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Ungh, and dontchya know I’m so fancy?
Got a raygun for ya right here named nancy
Back from the dead, from your back to your head
Fun fact: this is what my black ballsack said
“I’m like a totem pole put your mouth on my scrotum pole
Time to dive into the pool—that’s your no-no hole
I’m not crying that’s just cum from my eyelids
If you imply that I am dumb then I will make you die, kid”
Let’s give her a hand, she’ll give you the clap
I don’t leave my house all I do is fap
Don’t go outdoors, I gave gout to a whore
I spend all of my time trying to start nuclear war
Always make sure that what you’re fucking is human
Fuck that dad, If I was horny I’d fuck a shoe, man
Or the Manchu. That’s a dynasty
I make sex feel like a crime cause it’s nasty
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They call my dick the smegma buster
Cause when I bust it, it turns pussy to custard
Bitches don’t trust me because I’m a rapist
I’m not the bad kind though; I’m the kind that’s famous
Getting raped is a choice; don’t let them hear your voice
And like a jungle cat I won’t make a noise
Put my paws on your chest I won’t pause to molest you
Then I’ll kill everybody, you’ll have no-one to confess to
I once killed a priest put something in his esophagus
Don’t remember what I put there but he didn’t even cough because
The goddess of fertility is a big black sandworm
I fuck sea whores but I also fuck land whores
This ain’t party rock I’ve got a pretty hard cock
Don’t chya know my cock is chock full of mynocks?
Let’s go on a witch hunt, I wanna eat bitch cunt
yeah
